ain't no Houellebecq girl (yiskah) wrote,
ain't no Houellebecq girl
yiskah

Have contracted mysterious vomiting bug from Mark. After a flawless sick record since November 2001, this is my third sick day in six weeks. WHY GOD WHY?

Poll #454236 what's with all the sickness?

WHY GOD WHYYYYY?

Am cursed
3(6.0%)
Mark is contracting all sorts of dodgy germs from the mad people he works with
2(4.0%)
Jeebus hates me
5(10.0%)
Am working up karma deficit in advance of something REALLY REALLY AMAZING happening soon
25(50.0%)
Am making up for years of being unsick
6(12.0%)
Am a big wussy wuss
2(4.0%)
zoje_george infected me over the internet
6(12.0%)
Something else
1(2.0%)

Most annoying nocturnal habit of a bedmate:

Snoring
13(26.5%)
Kicking you to make you stop snoring
1(2.0%)
Tossing and turning
3(6.1%)
When ill, making sad whimpery noises in the hopes of you waking up and comforting them
3(6.1%)
Putting cold body parts on your warm ones
5(10.2%)
Blanket stealing
4(8.2%)
Being as hot as the surface of the sun
7(14.3%)
Refusing to wake up in response to sad whimpery noises
5(10.2%)
Something else
8(16.3%)


Going back to bed now.
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