ain't no Houellebecq girl (yiskah) wrote,
ain't no Houellebecq girl
yiskah

Rather more cheerful than this poll makes me sound.

Poll #852869 oy gestalt.

What should I not have drunk last night?

White wine
0(0.0%)
Red wine
0(0.0%)
More white wine after the red wine, poured into used glass in manner of DIY rose
1(2.6%)
Homemade black peppercorn vodka
3(7.7%)
The blue stuff that came in a bottle shaped like a naked lady
2(5.1%)
The green sour stuff
1(2.6%)
Vodka and pineapple
1(2.6%)

Should I:

Read 76-page paper on regulatory sanctions in advance of 4.30pm meeting with Attorney General's office?
29(74.4%)
Fling myself out of an upper-storey window?
10(25.6%)

Long black peasant skirt, black cowl-neck jumper, red velvet embroidered boots, reading Poppy Z Brite on the tube:

Perfectly reasonable!
18(43.9%)
GOTH.
20(48.8%)
Nobody likes a goddamned gothic.
3(7.3%)

Orange juice:

Bits.
29(70.7%)
No bits.
12(29.3%)

Life:

Whirling existential void.
15(38.5%)
Brilliant.
24(61.5%)

Will I ever fancy anyone who is single?

Yes.
23(56.1%)
HAHAHAHAHAHAA no.
18(43.9%)
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