ain't no Houellebecq girl (yiskah) wrote,
ain't no Houellebecq girl
yiskah

Today I am a tiny bit hungover. Last night I was over at Leda and Charlie's for lovely risotto and wine and drunken singing past midnight, with a couple of their friends who I hadn't met before, Ed and Polly. Within five minutes, while sitting at the dinner table, I managed to call Ed a dwarf (accidentally) and tip a glass of wine into his lap. It's amazing I get invited anywhere, really.

There are two types of people in the world: those that reduce people to two essential types; and those who prefer nuance and equivocation. Which are you?

Type A
4(9.1%)
Type B
5(11.4%)
Oh ha ha, very funny.
35(79.5%)

Does anyone seriously ever use those template text things on mobiles?

Yes, all the time. They are useful when one is in a rush and wishes to convey a generic statement!
0(0.0%)
Yes, but only in jest.
1(2.4%)
No, because they are ridiculous and actually take more time to locate than it would take to type a text from scratch.
29(69.0%)
I don't even know what you're on about.
12(28.6%)

"Pretty straight guys":

Fairly straightforward chaps.
10(23.3%)
Attractive heterosexual men.
33(76.7%)

What's the most interesting thing you've sen in the past 24 hours?



Edit: Yeah, that's meant to be 'seen' in that last question, obv. Plus, that's two separate people who've commented on Patrick Wolf's trousers. Details, please.
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