ain't no Houellebecq girl ([info]yiskah) wrote,
@ 2008-10-24 11:23:00
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Friday nostalgia
In happier news, though, I have temp work Monday to Wednesday, and maybe Thursday next week, so hurrah! Income, no matter how paltry! Things to do other than endlessly refresh email and job sites!

I've just been reading a discussion Elsewhere On The Internet about things from your childhood that no one else remembers, and it reminded me of a TV programme that I may well have hallucinated, as no one else ever seems to mention it. So do any of you (who are my age - 30 - or older, and grew up in the UK) remember a show called "Play Safe" or "Play It Safe", presented by Jimmy Saville? It was all about children's safety, and as far as I can remember Jimmy S told doom-laden stories about how ordinary children JUST LIKE YOU AND ME had been playing one afternoon and then suddenly gone HURTLING OUT OF A TEN-STOREY WINDOW or similar. In my memory these tales were also accompanied by horrifically graphic photos of squashed, mashed, and otherwise wounded children, but surely that can't be right, can it? I have a very clear image of the aftermath of a boy who'd gone through a plate glass window, though that may just be my over-active imagination. It all scared the bejeesus out of me when I was small, anyhow.

So tell me, LJ, did this actually exist, or have I invented it? I had a look on YouTube but found nothing of the show I remember. Although I did find this rather awesome public information ad:



I swear I remember seeing this, though according to YouTube it's from 1979 and I would've only been one, so surely I wouldn't be able to remember it? Perhaps there was a similar "don't play in the electricity substation" ad from Australia? Actually, now that I think of it, there probably was. [info]ozgirlabroad, [info]wonderlanded - can you confirm?


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[info]ultraruby
2008-10-24 10:40 am UTC (link)
Argh! The safety ad with the frisbee and the power lines!? They showed that for years when I was little - Iain and me often play imaginary frisbee when we go and visit the pylons at the Marshes.

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 10:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, so maybe I do remember it, if it was on for years! The "JIMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" bit definitely rang a bell.

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(no subject) - [info]stellanova, 2008-10-24 11:19 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yiskah, 2008-10-24 11:21 am UTC (Expand)

[info]felinitykat
2008-10-24 10:40 am UTC (link)
I have a really faint memory of either a TV programme or an ad showing the perils of children going to a rubbish tip and someone getting stuck in an old fridge freezer. Could be the same show? Or I could have dreamed it (dreamt it? mental blank!).

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 10:54 am UTC (link)
I also have a vague recollection of this! Could it be this ad?



The "...or a DEATHTRAP" bit is fantastic!

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(no subject) - [info]felinitykat, 2008-10-24 11:03 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yiskah, 2008-10-24 11:07 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]felinitykat, 2008-10-24 11:13 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yiskah, 2008-10-24 11:22 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]wonderlanded, 2008-10-24 11:29 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]chiller, 2008-10-24 11:38 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cellardor, 2008-10-24 11:41 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mrslant, 2008-10-25 10:03 am UTC (Expand)

[info]shewho
2008-10-24 10:43 am UTC (link)
i don't remember it at all but jimmy saville is so sinister the very idea terrifies me!

i remember being shown that frisbee ad (heh, 'buy our frisbee! now with added shock value!' ahem) - i think they used to use the same ones for years, didn't they?

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 10:50 am UTC (link)
but jimmy saville is so sinister the very idea terrifies me

I KNOW! Perhaps it was just a nightmare I once had? Though extensive googling has indicated that at least a couple of people remember the show, too. WHY isn't it on YouTube, why?

I guess that ad must've run and run...

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[info]forthwritten
2008-10-24 10:48 am UTC (link)
Horrible women, you reminded me of this.

The "JIMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" bit is amazing.

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[info]slemslempike
2008-10-24 10:50 am UTC (link)
I didn't know they'd updated that! They just kept showing us the same old "feet cut off by a train" one.

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(no subject) - [info]forthwritten, 2008-10-24 10:52 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]cellardor, 2008-10-24 11:44 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]felinitykat, 2008-10-24 11:45 am UTC (Expand)

[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 11:00 am UTC (link)
Should you ever wish to relive your childhood trauma, at least two of the Robbie films are available on YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx67rr8B7dk

I don't know if I ever saw these films, but they would explain my enduring paranoia about being electrocuted on train/tube lines...

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(no subject) - [info]forthwritten, 2008-10-24 11:04 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]fortuneandglory, 2008-10-24 12:09 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]scissorkicks
2008-10-24 10:58 am UTC (link)
I've got two marvellous videos of Public Information Films - Charley Says and Charley Live (one for animation, one for live action). I think they got re-released on DVD as well. Amazing stuff, although the animation one ends with some of the Protect & Survive stuff (British nuclear attack warning films) which is a bit of a buzzkill, what?

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[info]scissorkicks
2008-10-24 10:59 am UTC (link)
British PIFs, I mean.

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 11:12 am UTC (link)
Oh god, yes, I remember the Charley ads! I don't think I've ever seen the live action one, though - will have a look...

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[info]addedentry
2008-10-24 11:02 am UTC (link)
Jimmy Savile sounds familiar from my childhood nightmares, but he would, wouldn't he? These nightmares were cultivated by:
  1. warnings about pulling the flex of an electric kettle full of scalding water
  2. warnings about (accidentally) skewering one's brother with a knitting needle
  3. news reports of motorway pileups
  4. five-minute charity appeals describing disfiguring/life-limiting diseases
  5. "That's Life", which leavened humorous newspaper clippings with all of the above.

I was a nervous child.

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 11:04 am UTC (link)
Having spent the last half hour looking at old British PI films, it would have been more surprising if you weren't a nervous child...

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[info]wonderlanded
2008-10-24 11:19 am UTC (link)
I am not immediately remembering any YOU WILL DIE INSTANTLY public information films. But I do now have the Slip Slop Slap song stuck in my head. It's actually the only public information film I remember.

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 11:23 am UTC (link)
Surely you must remember all the "don't drink and drive" and anti-smoking ones, though? Especially the one with the fish hook in the cigarette! And what about the AIDS ones, like the one with the couple having sex on a bed covered in syringes?

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(no subject) - [info]wonderlanded, 2008-10-24 11:25 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]wonderlanded, 2008-10-24 11:31 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yiskah, 2008-10-24 11:34 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ozgirlabroad, 2008-10-24 11:55 am UTC (Expand)

[info]mrslant
2008-10-24 11:19 am UTC (link)
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_information_film :

Play Safe, a 10-minute-long film made in the 1970s warning children about the dangers from pylons, electric substations, overhead power lines and other sources of electricity when playing outdoors, which was divided into short films for placement within commercial breaks.

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 11:28 am UTC (link)
I don't think that this can be what I remember, though, as it doesn't have the Jimmy Savile connection. Someone here remembers though: http://out-on-blue-six.blogspot.com/

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[info]cellardor
2008-10-24 11:39 am UTC (link)
I'm younger than you and I feel like I remember that, especially the JIMMY! part. Maybe they repeated it often, or I could have seen it on some show taking the mick out of things like this.

Oh everyone has already said this, basically.

Edited at 2008-10-24 11:42 am UTC

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[info]yiskah
2008-10-24 11:42 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I think the ad must've run for years, as so many people my age and younger seem to remember it!

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(no subject) - [info]cellardor, 2008-10-24 11:45 am UTC (Expand)

[info]ibid
2008-10-24 01:06 pm UTC (link)
I seem to remember something as Suffolk children were positively drowned in safety films.

I remember something with 2 owls in???

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[info]antepacem
2008-10-24 02:36 pm UTC (link)
The War Amps of Canada put this gem out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_QMcRSuXzE

If I had a dollar for every time my brothers and I said, "I am Astar. I am a robot. I can put my arm back on. You can't. So play safe." Well I just don't know how many dollars that would be.

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[info]offensive_mango
2008-10-24 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Funnily enough, the TV PSAs I remember most from my childhood are the ones that have to do with conservation. I especially remember the second song here ("Plant a tree for your tomorrow / It's your tree that clears the air / plant a tree; trees for American / Plant a tree today for all the world to share"), but the following ads really stick in my mind:

Crying Native American:


Wiping out history:


Tone-deaf tree-loving turkey Trees are terrific!:

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[info]snowballjane
2008-10-24 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Jimmy Savile did the 'clunk click, every trip' advert.

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[info]snowballjane
2008-10-24 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, and Wikipedia tells me that there was a spin-off Clunk Click variety show. What? A variety of horrible deaths?

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[info]glitterboy1
2008-10-24 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Yay for paid work!

As for the the programme, it doesn't ring any bells with me, I'm afraid. But there were some public information films that are frankly scary even now. I'm sure one of my LJ friends posted a load of links at one point; I'll see if I can find them.

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[info]forthwritten
2008-10-24 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Escalators will chew your feet to shreds! Who knew?

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