yiskah: If you were my glasses, where would you

ain't no Houellebecq girl (

yiskah) wrote,
@ 2008-12-22 17:03:00

If you were my glasses, where would you be?

(They're not on my head; I've checked.)

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	stylishbastard 2008-12-22 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	You left them in the bathroom. ON MARS (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:53 am UTC (link)
	WRONG. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ultraruby 2008-12-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	On a train? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Thankfully no! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tx_cronopio 2008-12-22 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, dear. I lose mine about 12 times a week. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Me too! And then I can't find them because I NEED MY GLASSES TO LOOK. Woe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	majea 2008-12-22 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Have you checked the kitchen cupboards? Or the fridge? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:54 am UTC (link)
	I did actually! Having come home drunk and gone on some sort of feeding frenzy, they were quite likely locations.. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sushidog 2008-12-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Where's the last place you'd look for them? Try there! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:54 am UTC (link)
	I'd already tried that! (Fridge.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dr_f_dellamorte 2008-12-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	A gay bar in 70's San Francisco (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:55 am UTC (link)
	WHAT would they be doing THERE? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	uniquefergus 2008-12-22 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	If I were your glasses I would never leave your face! Good evening last night...please thank the 'worrier for his inspiring choice of venue and birth date! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	I really should keep them on at all times, or invest in one of those bungee cords that old ladies have. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	socmot 2008-12-22 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	In their case? Where did you last use them? When did you last read something, or watch something on telly? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	In their case? Ahahahahaa! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	socmot 2008-12-23 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	I sugggested that because various members of my family have left them there and thought they were lost. My father is the main culprit ;-) Edited at 2008-12-23 12:28 pm UTC (Reply to this) (Parent)

	beeswing 2008-12-22 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	In the inside pocket of a bag. You know, the kind of pocket where they won't get scratched, but where you'll totally forget they exist... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	They often are there, actually! But not this time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	slemslempike 2008-12-22 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	My dad's glasses turned out to be in my bag when he last lost them, but I've just checked and yours aren't. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	That's a relief, as I doubt you could post them back to me in time for xmas. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	loneraven 2008-12-22 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Mine were in the gap between the bedside table and the bed. Last week the cat put them in one of my boots. Last time I flew anywhere, they turned up under the seat of the woman sitting six rows behind... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mollydot 2008-12-22 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Now that's impressive! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	You and fortuneandglory were closest! They were actually just under the bed, where I believe they had been drunkenly knocked from the bedside table. I have had my PASSPORT turn up several rows behind me on a flight. Now that was scary. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fortuneandglory 2008-12-22 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Down the side of the bed, where you knocked them in a semi-conscious clumsy stupor? That's where mine were the last time. I've also spent ages looking for them while they were on my face, and even more memorably, in one of my hands. The shame. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	You were very close! (They were under the bed.) I have also looked for my glasses when they were in my hand. It's easily done! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jenster78 2008-12-22 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	In a bush outside the building where you live, obv. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 11:56 am UTC (link)
	All of our bushes have been cut down! They have been found in a bush before, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	amuchmoreexotic 2008-12-22 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	In my experience, they were left on your bed, then somehow got catapulted a ridiculous distance across the room when you sat down and ended up in a pile of magazines. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	amuchmoreexotic 2008-12-22 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, sorry, I mean: if I was your glasses, I'd be sitting on your face! ZING! Even if I wasn't your glasses, amirite fellas? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	You were close! They were under the bed, probably having been knocked there from the ebdside table or the bed itself. Zing, indeed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chiasmata 2008-12-22 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I usually find mine are under the bed, or on a highly-patterned darkish surface so I have to fetch someone to 'find' them for me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	You were absolutely right! They were under the bed. I also often lose them on the tablecloth for the living room table, which is highly patterned in dark blue and white. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chiller 2008-12-22 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Dwd, they are on the Central line. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	They weren't, but they may well be next time, it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	chiller 2008-12-23 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	It is always a possibility, when you lose something. ;) I still have to notify the Central Line lost property staff whenever you come back to London, and I can totally hear them crying on the other end of the 'phone. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know why they're crying; I'm the main reason they still have jobs! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	glitterboy1 2008-12-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Where you took them off while washing/dressing, and it seemed like a convenient and sensible place when you could see it. Now, not so much. (Yes, I may be speaking from experience, here...) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ha, that is my experience, too! They often end up on the towel rail, or on top of the toilet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ozgirlabroad 2008-12-22 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Jess! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ozgirlabroad 2008-12-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	No AGAIN! I have an idea: it involves you, and cunning little lengths of string and elastic tied to things like handbags and glasses and laptops and purses and tied at the other end to YOU! It is an idea I have considered for myself on many occasions. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	sophiedb has suggested a velcro suit, which I think is an excellent idea! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	strictlytrue 2008-12-23 11:31 am UTC (link)
	Let's face it, given your track record, they could be anywhere. But I reckon they're in the bathroom. Have a lovely Christmas! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yiskah 2008-12-23 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	They often are, but not this time! Happy xmas to you too. x (Reply to this) (Parent)

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