ain't no Houellebecq girl (yiskah) wrote,
ain't no Houellebecq girl

This can't be right: I am a bit ill, tired and achey and one of my glands is swollen and painful. I was just sick a month ago! Come back, Robust Immune System. I miss you.


If someone could come to my office, lash me to my chair and beat me about the head and neck until I did some work, I would appreciate it. Have done not a stroke of work since I was offered my new job last week. Am now beginning to worry that my procrastination is pathological and I will be fired from my new job for being a Big Slacker.
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