Using the disabled toilet at work, if you are able-bodied:
Inspired by chiller's journal, yesterday: your plane crashes in the Andes, and you're the only survivor. Do you eat the dead people?
But, right, it's not a jumbo jet, it's a two seater: your (possibly hypothetical) partner/spouse is the pilot and your mum's the other passenger. They're dead. Do you eat them?
You've polished off your mum and your partner, and a piece of wreckage falls on you and severs your leg. You cauterise the wound with snow to avoid bleeding to death. Do you then eat your own leg?
OK, I lied. There are a couple of other survivors, but they haven't been dining on the dead and so are growing weak. They're unlikely to survive long enough to be rescued, and you're not going to live more than a couple more days without food. Do you smother them quietly in the night and then chow down?
If yes, who do you eat first:
Which bits do you eat?
Is this topic an acceptable speed-dating conversation starter?
Do I go on too much about being single?