then came back to the office to find missed call on mobile - unidentified mobile number, clearly (CLEARLY) no one exciting, but still, a poll:
Unidentified missed call mobile number:
Call them back and ask who the hell they are.
Text them some ridiculously convoluted text blah blah changed phones lost numbers who are you?
It was me.
Tell me something SECRET.
ETA bingo_mcdingo OMG WHO? You cannot tease me this way. Someone from NCC?
Also, my spam filter keeps filtering out actual emails, and yet failed to spot as spam something with the subject line "butt". Thanks, yahoo.