I just injured myself while pushing my chair into my desk and catching my hand between the desk-edge and the chair-arm. There is now a little blue stripe of bruise just below my thumb. Also, last night, while having dinner with ultraruby I managed to poke myself in the eye while gesticulating wildly.
Do you consider yourself unusually clumsy?
If yes, did you ever have some sort of rapid growth spurt during childhood or adolescence?
What's the clumsiest thing you've ever done, or the stupidest injury you've ever sustained?
Do you have any utterly unsubstantiated yet deeply held personal theories, like my growth spurt/clumsiness correlation, posited above?