There are two types of people in the world: those that reduce people to two essential types; and those who prefer nuance and equivocation. Which are you?
Does anyone seriously ever use those template text things on mobiles?
"Pretty straight guys":
What's the most interesting thing you've sen in the past 24 hours?
Edit: Yeah, that's meant to be 'seen' in that last question, obv. Plus, that's two separate people who've commented on Patrick Wolf's trousers. Details, please.